My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
13 hours ago
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
8 days ago
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source 🗿
2 months ago
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
2 months ago
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
2 months ago
That escalated quickly 😬 This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
4 months ago
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
4 months ago
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over 👁👁
5 months ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
5 months ago
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: 🤡
6 months ago
Me trying to have a private moment in my own home 😂 #privacy #nosy #securitycamera
6 months ago
Back in my day, identity theft was as easy as opening the mailbox 😂
6 months ago
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
6 months ago
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" 😂 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" 🤑
6 months ago
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
6 months ago