My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. 🧑‍🍳
15 days ago
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. 🤷‍♂️
21 days ago
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
2 months ago
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
2 months ago
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
5 months ago
Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
5 months ago
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks 😂
6 months ago
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
6 months ago
Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me 🏃‍♀️😅
6 months ago
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! 😂💼
7 months ago
When you've got 365 days for self-improvement, but procrastination is bae 🎮🗓️🥤
7 months ago
When you're so late you summon the gods of time 😂⏰
7 months ago
📚 When Netflix and chill turns into Netflix and stress 📺🐸
7 months ago
The ultimate workday countdown strategy! 😂⏰ #TimeManagement
7 months ago