Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
2 months ago