Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
3 months ago