Parenting 101: How to scar your children for life, one public restroom trip at a time. He's not wrong though. 💩
Parenting 101: How to scar your children for life, one public restroom trip at a time. He's not wrong though. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
14 days ago
39
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
96
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. 🙏🧀
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง€
3 months ago
172
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. 🤷‍♂️
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
165
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
5 months ago
183
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
243
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
165
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
102
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
165
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
178
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
129
When pigs become linguists 🐷📚
When pigs become linguists ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“š
10 months ago
198
When you take 'tablet wars' too literally! 😂💻
When you take 'tablet wars' too literally! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป
10 months ago
161
When your sheep have better comebacks than you 🐑😂
When your sheep have better comebacks than you ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
184
Skeletor is not wrong 💀😂
Skeletor is not wrong ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
167