Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 hours ago
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 hours ago
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When you finally understand the internet humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
2 days ago
When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 days ago
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
7 days ago
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago