Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
1 day ago
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
25 days ago
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
1 month ago
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
2 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
3 months ago
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly 😂 #smoothoperator #epicfail
4 months ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
4 months ago
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time 😂
4 months ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
4 months ago
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
4 months ago