Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
21 days ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
2 months ago
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly 😂 #smoothoperator #epicfail
2 months ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
3 months ago
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time 😂
3 months ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
3 months ago
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
3 months ago