My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. ✨
My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. โœจ
10 days ago
25
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. 💸
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. ๐Ÿ’ธ
14 days ago
49
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. 💀
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
161
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
152
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
156
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
135
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
166
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
11 months ago
99
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly 😂 #smoothoperator #epicfail
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #smoothoperator #epicfail
1 year ago
127
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 year ago
74
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time 😂
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
124
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136