Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
5 days ago
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
7 days ago
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
20 days ago
My greatest and most temporary achievement. 🥲
21 days ago
They couldn't have done it without me, for real. 😭🙏
21 days ago
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. 🥲
23 days ago
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
23 days ago
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
2 months ago
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
3 months ago
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
3 months ago
Me trying to achieve my goals in life 😂
3 months ago
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
4 months ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
4 months ago
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
4 months ago