Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
23 days ago
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
23 days ago
Me trying to achieve my goals in life 😂
25 days ago
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
1 month ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
1 month ago
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day 😩
1 month ago
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone 😭
1 month ago
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 month ago
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
1 month ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
1 month ago
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
1 month ago