She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
11 days ago
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag 😂
12 days ago
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
14 days ago
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
16 days ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
1 month ago