This is one clever way to filter out applicants 😂.  Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? 📰
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
1 year ago
77
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
1 year ago
40
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
1 year ago
63
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
81
When you and your partner have *very* different tastes in movies 😂
When you and your partner have *very* different tastes in movies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
37
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
37
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
68
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
37
She knows what's up 😂. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting 😈 #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
1 year ago
41
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart 😂
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her.  😹
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
75
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
34
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
35
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
59