When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
10 days ago
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious 💀😂
14 days ago
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. 💀
14 days ago
Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" 😂
16 days ago
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
16 days ago
Me ignoring all the red flags🚩 because he's cute 😂
20 days ago
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
23 days ago
When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
25 days ago
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade ☕👩
28 days ago
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
29 days ago
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
1 month ago
That awkward moment when even Sheldon has a relationship 😂
1 month ago
This is one clever way to filter out applicants 😂. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? 📰
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
1 month ago
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
1 month ago