Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
142
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
277
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone 😂
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
247
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
165
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
212
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
234
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
272
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 year ago
156
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
166