Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
115
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
109
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 year ago
90
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
86
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
71
When your pillow talk escalates quickly 😂😳 #WhatJustHappened
When your pillow talk escalates quickly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ #WhatJustHappened
1 year ago
76
When oops feels different depending on who's oopsing 😂
When oops feels different depending on who's oopsing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
169
When life gives you loop conditions, keep iterating! 🔄😂
When life gives you loop conditions, keep iterating! ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs.  🤦‍♀️
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
59
Me trying to get my heart back after confessing my love and getting rejected 😂😭
Me trying to get my heart back after confessing my love and getting rejected ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
130