When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
323
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
1 year ago
144
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
1 year ago
284
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits.
Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." 😂
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. 🤢
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
260
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
249
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits 😹
When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
256
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
1 year ago
229
When you get arrested for loving your neighbor’s kid a little TOO much 😂 #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 year ago
215
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences😬
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
202
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
149
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
238
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
222
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
146