Nikki: We shouldnโ€™t eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?! Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
13 days ago
When your sense of humor is darker than my grandma's burnt toast ๐Ÿ’€
13 days ago
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When your dog has more game than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doglife #unexpected
13 days ago
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
24 days ago
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
27 days ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
27 days ago
Mood: Unbothered and wearing it ๐Ÿ˜Ž
28 days ago
When babysitting turns into life's unexpected plot twist ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
When your shirt does all the flirting ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘•
28 days ago
When โ€˜hug meโ€™ hits different ๐Ÿ˜
28 days ago
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
When life hands you lemons... ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‹
28 days ago
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago