Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
36
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. 🚀
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. ๐Ÿš€
18 days ago
41
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? 😂
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
48
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. 😂
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
42
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. 🤔
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
87
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
68
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
27
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
6 months ago
32
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
7 months ago
16
When Europe tries a new color scheme 🎨😂 #CultureSwap
When Europe tries a new color scheme ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CultureSwap
7 months ago
43
🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
7 months ago
31
When reality TV hits too close to home 📺🚔🚪
When reality TV hits too close to home ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšช
7 months ago
15
When autocorrect doesn't recognize your international flavor 😂🌍🍗
When autocorrect doesn't recognize your international flavor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ—
7 months ago
17
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
8 months ago
45
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
19