When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
17 days ago
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
26 days ago
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
26 days ago
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
26 days ago
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead 😂
29 days ago
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1 month ago
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
1 month ago
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 month ago
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
1 month ago
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke 😂
1 month ago
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
1 month ago
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
1 month ago
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. ⛄️🎿
1 month ago
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
1 month ago