This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble.  Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
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My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
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Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
1 year ago
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Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข
1 year ago
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When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework 📚😳
When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
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🌍 When stereotypes go global 🌎🤔😂
๐ŸŒ When stereotypes go global ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. 🧐
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
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When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
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When you gotta clean up after a prank, but the prank was "murder" ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When you want attention but also want to live another day 😅🙏
When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
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Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
Mixing genres ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
1 year ago
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When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama 📚😆
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
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When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic 😂 #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
1 year ago
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When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only 😭
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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