Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
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Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.โ›๏ธ
1 year ago
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TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
237
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble.  Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
1 year ago
235
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
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Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
1 year ago
170
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข
1 year ago
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When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework 📚😳
When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
266
🌍 When stereotypes go global 🌎🤔😂
๐ŸŒ When stereotypes go global ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. 🧐
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
269
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
206
When you gotta clean up after a prank, but the prank was "murder" ๐Ÿ’€
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