US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
457
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
306
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
1 year ago
327
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
1 year ago
217
When Europe tries a new color scheme 🎨😂 #CultureSwap
When Europe tries a new color scheme ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CultureSwap
1 year ago
343
🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
339
When reality TV hits too close to home 📺🚔🚪
When reality TV hits too close to home ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
251
When autocorrect doesn't recognize your international flavor 😂🌍🍗
When autocorrect doesn't recognize your international flavor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
211
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
324
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
1 year ago
293
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
1 year ago
169
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179