Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
4 days ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
4 days ago
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" 😂 Sneaky, sneaky. 🤫
5 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
5 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
5 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
5 days ago
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
5 days ago
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
6 days ago
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
6 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
9 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
9 days ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
9 days ago
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
9 days ago
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
9 days ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... 😬😂
9 days ago