When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
1 year ago
183
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
280
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. ⛄️🎿
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ
1 year ago
250
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
249
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
1 year ago
278
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
185
When you click on a link that says "petite girl takes on two monster chickens at once" and it's actually a webcomic. Expectations vs. Reality 😂
When you click on a link that says "petite girl takes on two monster chickens at once" and it's actually a webcomic. Expectations vs. Reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
When your workout routine gets a little too intense. 💀
When your workout routine gets a little too intense. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
247
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition 😂
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
Some traditions never change.  Just the year and the person being carried. 😂
Some traditions never change. Just the year and the person being carried. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated.  A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
1 year ago
265
When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs 😂
When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
This map perfectly sums up my world view 😂.  Just kidding... mostly. 😉
This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding... mostly. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
216
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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