TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
10 days ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
11 days ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
11 days ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
11 days ago
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
11 days ago
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
11 days ago
When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework 📚😳
11 days ago
🌍 When stereotypes go global 🌎🤔😂
11 days ago
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
11 days ago
When you gotta clean up after a prank, but the prank was "murder" 💀
12 days ago
When you want attention but also want to live another day 😅🙏
12 days ago
Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
12 days ago
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama 📚😆
13 days ago
When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic 😂 #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
13 days ago
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only 😭
13 days ago