Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs 😂
13 days ago
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
13 days ago
When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. 😂 #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
14 days ago
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
16 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
24 days ago
Dad: "I wish I had the internet in my day..." Me: (inner thoughts) EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED 😂
24 days ago
When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. 💀😂
24 days ago
When history class and meme culture collide ✌️😆
28 days ago
Jesus takes love to a whole new level! 🙏✨💨
28 days ago
When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee 🐺✨
28 days ago
When you vote for "some other guy" but then... 😬🚩
28 days ago
When the Battleship hits different in the '60s 🚢🙄
28 days ago
Reality check: Both have more uses than you think! 🍵👩‍🍳
28 days ago
When Guitar Hero gets TOO real! 🎸💥
28 days ago
Uncle Sam when he says he wants "world peace"🤡🌎
28 days ago