When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
3 months ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
3 months ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
3 months ago
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
3 months ago
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
3 months ago
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
3 months ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
3 months ago
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* 😂
3 months ago
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) 😂
3 months ago
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien 😂
3 months ago
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. 🥛 😬
3 months ago
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
3 months ago
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
3 months ago
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
3 months ago