When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
39
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
36
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
43
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
45
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" 
Protestor: "A little..." 
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
1 year ago
35
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* 😂
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) 😂
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
51
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien 😂
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
51
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. 🥛 😬
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
64
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
41
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
33
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
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