Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
3 months ago
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
3 months ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... 😬😂
3 months ago
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
3 months ago
From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.🐻😂
3 months ago
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. 🤬
3 months ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
3 months ago
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
3 months ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
3 months ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
3 months ago
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
3 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
3 months ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
3 months ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
3 months ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
3 months ago