Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
6 months ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
6 months ago
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
6 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
6 months ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
6 months ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
6 months ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
6 months ago
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
6 months ago
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
6 months ago
When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework 📚😳
6 months ago
🌍 When stereotypes go global 🌎🤔😂
6 months ago
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
6 months ago
When you gotta clean up after a prank, but the prank was "murder" 💀
6 months ago
When you want attention but also want to live another day 😅🙏
6 months ago
Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
6 months ago