The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. 💸
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. ๐Ÿ’ธ
14 days ago
49
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. 💀
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
161
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. 😂
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
159
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. โœจ
9 months ago
159
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. 😭
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
121
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real 😂 #KeepingItReal
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KeepingItReal
10 months ago
119