The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. 💸
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. ๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
238
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. 💀
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
330
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. 😂
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
361
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. โœจ
1 year ago
334
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. 😭
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
255
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real 😂 #KeepingItReal
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KeepingItReal
1 year ago
215