When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
1 month ago
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
1 month ago
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
1 month ago
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 month ago
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
1 month ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
1 month ago
Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet 😂
1 month ago
When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity 🍆💦
1 month ago
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
1 month ago
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
1 month ago
When she says she'll be gentle 😂
1 month ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
1 month ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
1 month ago
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
1 month ago
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice 😂
1 month ago