POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 month ago
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
1 month ago
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
1 month ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂. 🤠
1 month ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
1 month ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
1 month ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 month ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
1 month ago
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
1 month ago
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? 😂
1 month ago
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
1 month ago
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 month ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
1 month ago