When she says she'll be gentle 😂
6 months ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
6 months ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
6 months ago
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
6 months ago
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice 😂
6 months ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
6 months ago
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
6 months ago
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
6 months ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂. 🤠
6 months ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
6 months ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
6 months ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
6 months ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
6 months ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
6 months ago