When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
1 hour ago
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
4 months ago
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
5 months ago
๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ When pirate parties have unexpected vibes! ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
When your best friend is also your fashion twin and you accidentally coordinate your outfits a little too well ๐Ÿ˜‚. My family's starting to think we're a couple, but hey, at least we have matching socks. ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago