When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
18 days ago
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
19 days ago
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
26 days ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day 😩
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
1 month ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 month ago
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
1 month ago
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
1 month ago
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
1 month ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
1 month ago
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses 😂🐼
1 month ago
Forget a ride, this kid's got a drag-along service! 😂👴👵
1 month ago
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution 🎃😱🤣
1 month ago
When 'baby's needs' take a wild turn 🍷🍼
2 months ago