When the store's loss prevention department has a very specific 'profile'. 🤔
When the store's loss prevention department has a very specific 'profile'. ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
105
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
7 months ago
339
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
243
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
245
When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
1 year ago
174
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
189
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
1 year ago
185
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
186
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
204
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
143