This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
1 month ago
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
3 months ago
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
4 months ago
When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
8 months ago
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
8 months ago
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
8 months ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day 😩
9 months ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
9 months ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
9 months ago
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
9 months ago
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
9 months ago
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
9 months ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
9 months ago
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses 😂🐼
9 months ago