When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
28 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
29 days ago
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
1 month ago
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂. Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
1 month ago
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
2 months ago
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
2 months ago
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
2 months ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
2 months ago
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
2 months ago
Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! 🕷️🚫😴
3 months ago
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
3 months ago
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
3 months ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now 😂
3 months ago
When you think you’ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! 💀⏰
3 months ago
When the grind never stops, not even for sleep 🎮😴
3 months ago