When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
21
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
19
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
28
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
9 months ago
28
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
9 months ago
38
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." 
Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐Ÿ˜ด
9 months ago
23
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
39
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
10 months ago
26
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
15
Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! 🕷️🚫😴
Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
15
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
11 months ago
31
Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
22
When you think you’ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! 💀⏰
When you think youโ€™ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! ๐Ÿ’€โฐ
11 months ago
18
When the grind never stops, not even for sleep 🎮😴
When the grind never stops, not even for sleep ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
19