9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂. Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
14 days ago
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
23 days ago
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
23 days ago
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
27 days ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
28 days ago
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
29 days ago
Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! 🕷️🚫😴
1 month ago
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
1 month ago
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
1 month ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now 😂
1 month ago
When you think you’ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! 💀⏰
1 month ago
When the grind never stops, not even for sleep 🎮😴
2 months ago
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time 📡😳
2 months ago
When you're just trying to take a nap, but life throws you some... support 😴🐶💤
2 months ago
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it 😏💤🍆
2 months ago