Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
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When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
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Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
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Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
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If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
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When your legacy is eternal *bench* warming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช‘
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When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When your CEO has 47 times more snacks than you ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ #PayGapProblems
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When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿ‘— Women see style, men see... well, you know! ๐Ÿ˜
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When new beginnings get an extra flush of blessings ๐Ÿšฝ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ™
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