Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
10 days ago
Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“ธ
14 days ago
Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" ๐Ÿคก
28 days ago
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
This gun is fabulous and only shoots glitter and rainbows... wait, what was the original caption again? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Confused
1 month ago
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 month ago
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 month ago
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
1 month ago
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 month ago
When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago