People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
2 months ago
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
3 months ago
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
3 months ago
When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
3 months ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
3 months ago
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
When your legacy is eternal *bench* warming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช‘
3 months ago