Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 month ago
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome 😂
2 months ago
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" 😂
2 months ago
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. 😅
2 months ago
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
3 months ago