Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
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Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome 😂
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" 😂
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower.  😅
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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