Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
2 months ago
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣
2 months ago
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
2 months ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day 😩
3 months ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
3 months ago
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
3 months ago
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
4 months ago