This five-dollar bill has seen some things... and it has some very important life advice for you. 🎓
This five-dollar bill has seen some things... and it has some very important life advice for you. ๐ŸŽ“
13 days ago
50
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
9 months ago
104
Me trying to hold my life together and then one minor inconvenience happens.
10 months ago
153
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
1 year ago
127
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
83
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
138
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
122
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
80
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
1 year ago
75
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
170