Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
28 days ago
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣
1 month ago
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
1 month ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day 😩
1 month ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 month ago
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
1 month ago
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
2 months ago