When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
8 months ago
63
Me trying to hold my life together and then one minor inconvenience happens.
8 months ago
94
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
11 months ago
87
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
48
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
77
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
69
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
44
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
1 year ago
39
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
101