I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
When she said "just coffee" but now you're elbow deep and questioning all your life choices ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜•๏ธ
3 months ago
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
4 months ago
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: ๐Ÿ‘…
4 months ago
Me trying to convince my boyfriend to play Metroid Prime with me ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
4 months ago