That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
26 days ago
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
1 month ago
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
1 month ago
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: 🤡
4 months ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
4 months ago
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!🍪
4 months ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
4 months ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
4 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
4 months ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
4 months ago
This poster is so clever, it knows when you're not looking 👀. It's like the opposite of those creepy ads that follow you around the internet. This one only shows the happy couple when you're paying attention. Makes you think, doesn't it? 🤔
5 months ago
When the CCTV dreams of becoming Wall-E 🤖📷
5 months ago