US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
68
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. 🤫
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
25
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' 😂
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
32
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
7 months ago
19
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
7 months ago
24
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
26
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: 🤡
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐Ÿคก
10 months ago
17
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
10 months ago
19
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
10 months ago
12
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
11 months ago
27
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
10
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
11 months ago
24
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
23
This poster is so clever, it knows when you're not looking 👀.  It's like the opposite of those creepy ads that follow you around the internet.  This one only shows the happy couple when you're paying attention.  Makes you think, doesn't it? 🤔
This poster is so clever, it knows when you're not looking ๐Ÿ‘€. It's like the opposite of those creepy ads that follow you around the internet. This one only shows the happy couple when you're paying attention. Makes you think, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
25
When the CCTV dreams of becoming Wall-E 🤖📷
When the CCTV dreams of becoming Wall-E ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“ท
11 months ago
25