Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. 🤖
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐Ÿค–
1 month ago
72
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
142
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. 🤫
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. ๐Ÿคซ
5 months ago
71
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' 😂
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
73
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
8 months ago
51
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
8 months ago
62
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
89
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: 🤡
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
48
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
68
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
1 year ago
39
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
68
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
36
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
62
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
68
This poster is so clever, it knows when you're not looking 👀.  It's like the opposite of those creepy ads that follow you around the internet.  This one only shows the happy couple when you're paying attention.  Makes you think, doesn't it? 🤔
This poster is so clever, it knows when you're not looking ๐Ÿ‘€. It's like the opposite of those creepy ads that follow you around the internet. This one only shows the happy couple when you're paying attention. Makes you think, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
50