Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
22 days ago
Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
3 months ago
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
3 months ago