Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
1 month ago
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
1 month ago