Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
9 months ago
94
Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
93
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
62
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
70