Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
2 months ago
Too soon? Nah.
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" 🚗💥😂
4 months ago
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!🍪
4 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
4 months ago
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
4 months ago
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
4 months ago
Me reading the news every day for the past 20 years 😭
5 months ago
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
5 months ago